Symptom Surfers Pillows

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Surfing the daily stress

Turtle Hat

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Run, Mike, Run!

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Surfing Pensioner

The End of the Internet

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

"Would you please pick something and quit channel surfing."

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

'The garnish was really good, but these biscuits are rather tasteless...'

Online Dating Can Be Risky!

"I know it's summer, and you'd rather be at the beach...but I've got to finish the ironing!"

Boredband Internet

"Let's go serfin' now, everybody's learning how..."

"If you send these people $50 they'll show you how to make money online!"

Surfer.

Surfers on the medals podium

There's nothing to worry about, sir, it's my biorhythm chart.