Mood Surfer Pillows

There's nothing to worry about, sir, it's my biorhythm chart.

Surfing the daily stress

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Rainbow violin surfers

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

Rainy Days

Brain cloud

Surfing on your phone

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

"You can cast a pall in there."

Man Juggling Problems

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

Ask about our new p-chip to tune out politics.

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.