Mood Surfer Mugs

There's nothing to worry about, sir, it's my biorhythm chart.

Surfing the daily stress

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Rainbow violin surfers

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

Brain cloud

Rainy Days

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

Surfing on your phone

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

"You can cast a pall in there."

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

"Just in time. We need ballast."

Ask about our new p-chip to tune out politics.

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.