Mood Setter Pillows

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Just in time. We need ballast."

'I didn't know self-delusion was considered a mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How Optimism Works

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Back to school.

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

Solar Flares

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."