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"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Surfing the daily stress

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Run, Mike, Run!

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Card shark

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Surfer and the Whale

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"Hey, catch me a wave."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Surf and turf.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.