Breaking News Surfer Pillows

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Surfing the daily stress

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Run, Mike, Run!

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'No surf?'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Surfer and the Whale

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Surf and turf.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.