Digital News Surfer Pillows

'I've trained him to fetch the paper.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"You've got computer-breath."

Trick or Tweet

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Cyber Dream

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

My Countree

"You've got web feet"

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Websiteless -- please help.

Hot Towel Web Service

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'