News Cycle Surfer Pillows

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

Moses on the web

Surfing the daily stress

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Fear of news.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

'Another nice wave.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Surfer and the Whale

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Moving Van.

"The good news today is that there is no news."

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