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"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

Moses on the web

Surfing the daily stress

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Fear of news.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

'Another nice wave.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Surfer and the Whale

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Moving Van.

"The good news today is that there is no news."

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