News Cycle Survivor Pillows

"After last week's news cycle, this really IS the only answer."

Election humour

"The good news today is that there is no news."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Fear of news.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"I hate this time of year..."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."

"… Breaking news out of North Korea—spoiler alert, it's not good."

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 3

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

'I'm celebrating, I came from my teenagers birthday party and survived,'

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

News and Magazines. Gas Hikes. Protests. I know history repeats itself, but it

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Sir, what came first...the spin and leak or the leak and spin?

Work Meeting Rules