Newsroom Survivor Pillows

Add comfort to your newsroom hero's space with our cozy pillows. Perfect for collapse moments after long editorial days—combining humor and relaxation in one plush package.

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Gannett Layoffs

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'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.' mockup

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

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'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.' mockup

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

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"I feel your pain."

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'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.' mockup

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

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A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency' mockup

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

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"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go." mockup

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

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"We should have taken the cubicles." mockup

"We should have taken the cubicles."

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"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!" mockup

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

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"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level." mockup

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

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'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!' mockup

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

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"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you." mockup

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

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Office Weather

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"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"That's the last time I write my own resume!" mockup

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

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Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job mockup

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

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"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat." mockup

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

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"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate." mockup

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

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Getting through the week.

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"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.". mockup

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

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'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.' mockup

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

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Twisted Peel works overtime.

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BREAKING FAKE NEWS

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"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!" mockup

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

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"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!" mockup

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

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"Get your lunchbox, you're going!" mockup

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

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'And in conclusion.'

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That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it. mockup

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

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"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!" mockup

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

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Exhausted employee

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"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?" mockup

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

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"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable." mockup

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

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"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

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