Staff Room Survivor Pillows

"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol and Larry despise me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'Time for your pills.'

Office Weather

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Getting through the week.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"Leadership is all about making sacrifices and you are OURS!"