"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol and Larry despise me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."
Staff Room Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for your staff room survivor? Whether they’re the office hero or the caffeine champion, our collection offers humorous mugs, playful shirts, cozy pillows, and clever prints designed to celebrate their resilience and good humor in the workplace.
'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'
'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'
'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'
"I feel your pain."
"There, all neat and tidy!"
'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"
"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."
"We should have taken the cubicles."
'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'
"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."
"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."
'Time for your pills.'
Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job
Office Weather
"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."
Getting through the week.
"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"
"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".
Twisted Peel works overtime.
'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'
"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"
Exhausted employee
"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"
"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"
"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."
"I am totally ready for this presentation."
'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'
"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."
"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."
B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial
"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"
"Leadership is all about making sacrifices and you are OURS!"
Staff Room Survivor Gifts Collection
Staff Room Survivor Mugs
Find the perfect staff room survivor mug to add humor and personality to their daily coffee ritual. Shop now for mugs that make mornings brighter!
Staff Room Survivor Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows designed for staff room heroes. Excellent for desks, sofas, or cozy corners.
Staff Room Survivor Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints that celebrate staff room survivors. Shop our selection for witty and uplifting wall art.
Staff Room Survivor T-Shirts
Discover fun and bold t-shirts designed for staff room survivors. Perfect for keeping their spirit lively and their outfit on point.