Messy Room Survivor Pillows

"Have you ever seen a dream walking? Well, I have."

Antisocial distancing

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Newborn Chaos

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol and Larry despise me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

Playing The Youth Card

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

"Nice try, but you can't blame a messy room on standardized testing."

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

Thank you for not Feng Shuing.

'We gave you ample opportunity to clean your room, Billy. Now its been sealed off.'

"My parents know more about technology than I thought. They didn't believe someone hacked into my room and messed it up."

'Assault on Mount Stinky...now that's a big adventure.'

"Studies show that during teen years...it's more important to focus on character issues rather than petty things like dirty rooms."