Messy Room Conqueror Pillows

I thought I told you to straighten your room. (Originally published on 2008-01-08).

'Assault on Mount Stinky...now that's a big adventure.'

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Newborn Chaos

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

Playing The Youth Card

"Inspiration"

Antisocial distancing

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

"Nice try, but you can't blame a messy room on standardized testing."

'We gave you ample opportunity to clean your room, Billy. Now its been sealed off.'

Thank you for not Feng Shuing.

"Both of you are rotten and hateful—from a kid's perspective."