Messy Room Aficionados Pillows

Thank you for not Feng Shuing.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Newborn Chaos

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Table Tennis ball-boys

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Cloak Rooms

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

"Inspiration"

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

'OK, who's rotting?'

Cooking shows for dogs

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

I thought I told you to straighten your room. (Originally published on 2008-01-08).

"Nice try, but you can't blame a messy room on standardized testing."