Solitary Surfer Pillows

Looking For Love.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Napoleon marches off alone

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

Surfing on your phone

Love on a surfboard

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

Extrovert/Introvert.

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"That's it?"

'Happy new year'

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."

Personal Space

"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Wind Surfing

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."

Desert island putting green.

Surfer.

Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.

Remote ferris wheel.

The Sea Anglers: But one may spend many hours afloat without seeing another human being.