Mindful Loafer Pillows

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Uptight End"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Yoga To-Do

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"How much could your mother bench?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Binary Meditation.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"I gave up booze and cigs, I became a vegan and did sports. . . and now I'm here anyway! Why??"

"Complaining empowers us."

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

"You're closer. You get it."

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

www.meditation.commm

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

I love Yoga

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'