Patriotic Loafer Pillows

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Support the Troops

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"You're closer. You get it."

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

American high street

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Go Britain!

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Condoleezza Rice

Baking Bread

"December 25, 1776..."

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

'Can I still be a Yankee Doodle Dandy even though my birthday is May 25th?'

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.

Desk Windsock

Happy Fourth of July!

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'