Patriotic Loafer Pillows

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Support the Troops

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

American high street

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"You're closer. You get it."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Go Britain!

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Baking Bread

"December 25, 1776..."

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

Condoleezza Rice

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.

Desk Windsock

'Can I still be a Yankee Doodle Dandy even though my birthday is May 25th?'

Happy Fourth of July!

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859