They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.
Patriotic Loafer Gifts
Looking for a gift that shows your patriotic spirit and creative edge? Our patriotic loafers blend humor, style, and national pride, making them an ideal gift for fashion-forward patriots with a sense of humor. Whether for yourself or a loved one, these loafers are a fun way to express devotion to country while staying comfortable and on trend.
"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"
'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'
Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier
Veterans Day US
I bake my own bread.
"How are we on bread?"
The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.
Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!
Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!
Book on Thumb Twiddling
Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.
Support the Troops
U.S. World Cup Frenzy
'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'
"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."
"You're closer. You get it."
'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'
"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."
"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"
'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'
American high street
"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."
Go Britain!
Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.
Condoleezza Rice
Baking Bread
"December 25, 1776..."
English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!
'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'
'Can I still be a Yankee Doodle Dandy even though my birthday is May 25th?'
Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.
Desk Windsock
Happy Fourth of July!
'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'
Patriotic Loafer Gifts Collection
Patriotic Loafer Mugs
Explore more patriotic humor and creative designs on our mugs page, perfect for starting your day with a smile.
Patriotic Loafer Pillows
Add patriotic charm and humor to your decor with our playful pillows, a great way to express your national pride at home.
Patriotic Loafer Prints
Brighten your walls with our patriotic prints, designed to inspire pride and showcase creative flair in your living space.
Patriotic Loafer T-Shirts
Looking for more way to flaunt your patriotic style? Check out our collection of patriotic t-shirts for witty and stylish options.