Garden Loafer Gifts

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Botany Baby!

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Hardy Annuals

"Garden variety allergies."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"What are you in for?"

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Separation Anxiety

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Balding gnomes

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'Where are you going?'