Garden Glamour Gifts

Venus Fly Trap

Botany Baby!

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Peter Lorre caricature

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Victorian Garden Romance

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

Sculpture

Hipster Yard

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

"It makes me feel better about myself."

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

Monty Don

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

'I think it's a good display menu.'

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"We have got to get a bigger pond."