Garden Décor Critic Gifts

"I am not being political, I just don't like garden gnomes."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

The Fall of Gnome

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Nature Lovers

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'He took a fetching class.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Dun Decking

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

"They looked smaller on the website."

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

Hipster Yard

"I like your garden humans"

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."

Redneck Lawn Art

Bird House Doorbell

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'

Worker bees - 'Hey honey, show us your antennae!'

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Oh, a metrognome!

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

'It's very 'chocolate box cover' here, isn't it?'