Garden Romantic Gifts

A bee and a flower are in bed.

Flower pick-up lines.

Botany Baby!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Tree Passion

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Love your new tattoo."

Shepherd

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

Victorian Garden Romance

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"You make me feel 'hole'."

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

Brown cow