Garden Romantic Mugs

Flower pick-up lines.

Botany Baby!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Tree Passion

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Shepherd

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"Love your new tattoo."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Victorian Garden Romance

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Harold's easing into retirement."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.