Cozy Loafer Pillows

"You're closer. You get it."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

How Sheep Sleep

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

Death warmed up.

Indoor sauna.

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"