Cozy Loafer Pillows

"You're closer. You get it."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

How Sheep Sleep

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

Death warmed up.

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'