Cozy Coffee Lover Pillows

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Teapot

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Coffee

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"He gets his best ideas that way."