Cozy Coffee Lover Gifts

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Waiting for retirement.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

Coffee

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"He gets his best ideas that way."