Coffee Lover With A Twist Pillows

'It's going to be a painful meeting for you, so take a slug of this rot-gut coffee and bite on this #2 pencil.'

Diner Coffee/Coughy

Solutions Consultant: "In my opinion, the coffee has too much sugar dissolved in it."

"For dessert, that's black coffee, crème bruleé and, will you be having a T-shirt?"

Witches Brew

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"