Patriotic Golfer Pillows

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Veterans Day '20

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

Veterans Day US

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Look...a fresh one!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Support the Troops

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

America's New Dawn

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Barack Obama

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

The Eureka Stockade

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."