Patriotic Skier Pillows

Finnish skier

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

World Cup Fever

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Mount Bobblemore.

Scars and Bars

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Veterans Day US

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Support the Troops

Man chases after his skis.

Veterans Day

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Biden promises that 70% of Americans will be vaccinated by 4th July.

Trump Bird

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

London. There's a scurrilous political cartoon in the newspaper from the colonies again, your majesty. Another Yankee doodle, eh? Back in the colonies. When in the course of human events ... We hold these truths to be self-evident ... unalienable rights. Wow! This is great writing, Tom! Don't worry be happy. I know the Declaration of Independence says "the pursuit of happiness," Betsy, but the flag should be dignified. Maybe stars and stripes or something. Why are Saturday Evening Post

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

"Not apple pie again!"

Barack Obama Loves America

Rule Britannia!

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

'In accordance with the Patriot Act, we find the accused guilty of unspecified acts.'