Patriotic Punter Pillows

"A Japanese company will deliver to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

World Cup Fever

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Uncle Donnie

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Vikings to the Super bowl.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Go Britain!

A Good Bet.

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Saloon Selectives

"December 25, 1776..."

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

Early man had 127 words for rock...and no words for anything else.

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

'Can I still be a Yankee Doodle Dandy even though my birthday is May 25th?'

EGGS laid in America

'It's a piece of sod from my homeland. I always wanted to serve my country!'