Patriotic Punter Mugs

"A Japanese company will deliver to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

Uncle Donnie

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Veterans Day US

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

Go Britain!

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Saloon Selectives

A Good Bet.

"December 25, 1776..."

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

Early man had 127 words for rock...and no words for anything else.

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

'It's a piece of sod from my homeland. I always wanted to serve my country!'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

"Okay, boys...4th of July weekend's over...time to get back to dividing the nation..."

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

'Can I still be a Yankee Doodle Dandy even though my birthday is May 25th?'

Thank you, Joe

EGGS laid in America