Patriotic Punster Mugs

Start their day with a laugh and a nod to patriotism! Our witty mugs feature clever puns and patriotic designs, making them an ideal gift for anyone proud of their country with a love for humor.

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''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.' mockup

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

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"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?" mockup

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

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The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle. mockup

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

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British savings accounts

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return. mockup

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

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"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson." mockup

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

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"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second." mockup

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

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I think you're ace

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Dogs life

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"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful." mockup

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

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Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball) mockup

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

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Uncle Donnie

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'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.' mockup

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

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'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.' mockup

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

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"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything." mockup

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

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Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Small country advertisng at the Olympics mockup

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

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"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!" mockup

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

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"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ." mockup

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

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'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.' mockup

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

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"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers." mockup

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

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"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..." mockup

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

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'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.' mockup

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

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'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!' mockup

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

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Statue of Liberty: Out of Service mockup

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

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Bitter End

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'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.' mockup

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

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Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time. mockup

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

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'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!' mockup

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

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'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.' mockup

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

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'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.'

'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.' mockup

'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.'

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'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.' mockup

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

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I wonder who's Kissinger now?

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Patriotic Punster Mugs Collection

Patriotic Punster Pillows

Brighten their space with our humorous patriotic pillows—fun, witty designs that add personality and pride to any home decor.

Patriotic Punster Prints

Decorate with clever patriotism! Our witty and vibrant prints are perfect for showcasing your love of country with a humorous, artistic flair.

Patriotic Punster T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty patriotic t-shirts—ideal for anyone who loves humor, clever wordplay, and expressing their national pride in style.