Professional Punster Mugs

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

I think you're ace

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Note Book

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

"We wuz robed!"

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

Surfin' the web.

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

Baby Grand Larceny

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

Wash and Let My People Go

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"Welcome to the comedy club, sir! Heckling or non-heckling?"

"I find in favour of Aggie's Day Care. Defendant is ordered to sit in the corner for one hour."