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Scuba Skater

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"He chases submarines."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Something tells me we're close!'

Pearl Fishers

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Oceanographers go home'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Satellite guard for Earth left off rocket deliverer.

Pirate Mail.

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

Bird Diving Board.

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.