Cosmic Designer Gifts

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

You must be this tall.

A man looks up at the earth

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Showoff"

'Which one is named after me?'

"Space exploration"

Black hole setting

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

The Milky Way (Detail)

Job Safety - Hardhat.