Cosmic Designs Gifts

Crop Circle Haircut.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Alien David statue

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

God's Sticky Notes

Big Bang Boulevard

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Connect This, Woo-Woos

God playing with dolls.

Neptune: the retirement years.

Still life on Mars.

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

String Theory

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Bowling ball earth

God creates a square world.

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

Clothing on other planets

Did you have to come far

Horoscope: Aries.

God Aged Six - At Show and Tell

"OK, OK. I'll admit they're a little dark...but Istill say tinted windows look cool!"

Do it right the first time.

God Knitting a Sheep

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House