Cosmic Designs Pillows

Crop Circle Haircut.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Alien David statue

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

God's Sticky Notes

Big Bang Boulevard

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

God playing with dolls.

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

Neptune: the retirement years.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Still life on Mars.

String Theory

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

Bowling ball earth

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

God creates a square world.

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

Clothing on other planets

Horoscope: Aries.

Did you have to come far

God Aged Six - At Show and Tell

Do it right the first time.

"OK, OK. I'll admit they're a little dark...but Istill say tinted windows look cool!"

God Knitting a Sheep

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"The globe has landed and waiting for the dust to settle."