Cosmic Connector Pillows

Did you have to come far

Alien at computer. Screen reads: My Outer Space.

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Networking

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The Big Tipper

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

Lust in Space.

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Train to Mars

Star versus UFO...

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

"I have to know how it's done."

Alien Magician

'Hi, Mom!'

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

I can give you the Moon.

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.