Cosmic Connector Prints

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Did you have to come far

Alien at computer. Screen reads: My Outer Space.

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Networking

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The Big Tipper

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

Train to Mars

Star versus UFO...

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Lust in Space.

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

"We need to find more stable housing."

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

"I have to know how it's done."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."