Earth To Space Connector Pillows

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

Networking

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Emotional Bling

HR - Helping Relationships

The Big Tipper

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Best Places to Retire

"You are here"

Family Feeling

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

'We have the same pinterest.'

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

"We need to find more stable housing."

'What's the area code up here?'

Star versus UFO...

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

Bubbies and technology

You are here.

"You seem real distant lately."

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."