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Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An idea box in a shower

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Progress?

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Floss Street Vendor

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'Nice smile.'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

The Jumping Tank

"He thinks he's invented a fluted, or grooved, top for pill bottles so that he can tip out a single pill rather than have a cascade of them rolling about on the kitchen or bathroom floor."

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."