Shotgun Savant Gifts

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

I did it my way.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Trawling for Fish.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Damien Hirst Cafe

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Rodin's Coach-Driver

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

The place is full of dealers.

History of Art: Then and Now.

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Jesus Saves

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"Blah blah blah. . ."

'I think your introcular pressure is very high.'

Returning from a Multi-Day