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'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

I did it my way.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Trawling for Fish.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Damien Hirst Cafe

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Rodin's Coach-Driver

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

The place is full of dealers.

History of Art: Then and Now.

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Jesus Saves

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

"Blah blah blah. . ."

'I think your introcular pressure is very high.'

'Dammit puss, you're an artist's model first, then a cat!'

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