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"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Is that neat whisky?"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

Jesus Saves

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

Sushi

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'