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"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'He's a square!'

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Vaccines against Covid

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

Old pumpkin spice

Keep it simple

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

"You think they all look like security risks."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.