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"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Plant Lady

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Decision Making Block

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'I say we try it.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

Game Addiction

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

"Those are all my passwords."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."