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'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Plant Lady

Doing the borders.

"I come here for the pepper."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Poetry repairman

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Champagne Tasting.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Algernon Swinburne

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

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Happy Holiday Trees

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

God's Seasonings

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"Working on your M.Ed. thesis when you should be teaching is not closing the research-classroom gap."

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."