Game Savant T-Shirts

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Time Is Money

Bullseye!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Where was I?

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Decision Making Block

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'I say we try it.'

Trawling for Fish.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

The Music Lover.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

"Is that neat whisky?"

Game Addiction

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'