Arm Signal Expert T-Shirts

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

US and North Korea missile tests

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

No Hand Signals

'You rang?'

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Stork delivers a bomb.

Cost of the military.

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

Ringing bell

"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

'Tonight's Party thought: We have more than 10,000 nuclear warheads.'

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

USA withdrawn from the Treaty of Nuclear Forces

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

The Arms race heats up again. . .

"Pork signals!"